We're pretending to be avoiding talking about Daft Punk

While the world collectively shits itself in anticipation of new Daft Punk music and YouTube drowns in the fakers claiming to be the original French duo, there's a shed load of other stuff that's kept us popping round our way. Ooof there's almost too much. What a time to be alive... This is the shit that's been ensuring my booty continues to shake around our small, unhinged little breakfast bar...

This Hudmo bomb sounds like victory itself...

GRUM

Wordola people. Little bit of a break from the shackles of the typewriter but we're back and repping. Here's summat fresh from GRUM, a mad young man from Leeds who sounds like he's been licking Daft Punk records and watching Tron on repeat.

He's been banging round the blogs for a while and now Zane Lowe has done a sex wee on him and baptised the man in name of Radio 1.

So there you have it. I'm slower than the Lowe. But honestly I've been repping him for time. Check his No Love Lost Records mixtape here. It was a soundtrack to us accidentally smashing up our flat when we first moved to the smoke last October. Plus someone's put together this ridiculous video to accompany GRUM's debut single, Runaway. It's a weird soft porn Thriller-esque vid feat. a Dan Ackroyd look alike getting fresh with some ladies. Er serious...