Summer in the city

Summer has gone and we're now bracing ourselves for a winter shit sandwich of Trump, Brexit, May, North Korea, David Davis and more. Turn your televisions off and don the helmets as the gross get grosser and the stupid get even more stupid innit. It's been pretty hectic round these parts hence the catastrophically long gap between posts but vibes are for living right? Right - check out how we do via this handy photo montage...

We had no hot water for ten days and suddenly we'd started a fucking trend. 

Inside is outside innit 

The end of days

Soul power

Handy

A suckling pig

Tapas

John Willies!

Halloumi fries in Liverpool yo 

The Low End

Daylight marauders

Fuck work love disco

Shitttttttttttttttt has been really real, as you just know it's just gonna go when the days heat up, become longer and start getting their pins out for all the world to see.

We've been living life like its golden, with plenty of night times, weekends away and musical endeavours. So where we've been? Well you'll find our footprints at Dalston Superstore (thanks Tusk!), the Lambeth Country Fair (thanks Odyssey!) and the Walthamstow Garden Party (thanks to Jen and Andrew for letting us jump their fence into the park). We've been carried to an inflatable bed in York after going a long way for a BBQ, been house hunting and had more contactless transactions at the Marquis of Lansdowne than is really acceptable. Whoopsy daisy...

Records

'I take my style tips from everything, even kids and homeless people'

Teklife in Hackney Primark. RIP DJ Rashad.

Yeahhhhh

Friday one in one out at Micky's Chippy. 

3 train journeys, 31 train tickets

The science of procreation and the ensuing child birth as drawn by really, really shit faced people

WKDDDDDDDDDD

 

EROL can keep your kiddy dancing

Odyssey at full pelt at the Lambeth Country Fair

The youf of today like dere balloons, so they do

A rare vintage

Femi Kuti doing it in Walthamstow

Tom Daley crying toe nail tears

Big weekend mate? Send grapes

Yagga yagga

Said it on Instagram, let's say it again - that's £18ks worth of kebab technology

Pembury Tav - wrong side of midnight

Too. Hot. To. Blog

It's been summer for a minute and the brevity with which the sun gets a hard on is so small, you've got to really make hay while the sun shines. It sent us so mad when it was at its height that we started punching each other in the face and arms for kicks. I shit thee not.

Ambulance outside Super Kebab. There's been a marder!

Pensionable pride vibes

DJ SOPHIE

Whatever you do. don't get in this bin

Semi balearic smoking vibes

Taking on the Turks at their own game

Cool

So shit faced it's almost hard to comprehend what was going on

Elephant's knee - aka - tea

Tapas ting

Summer tapas

The Skinny jeaned gardeners - aka 'cunts'

Summer in the face

Woah now - we're almost at August Bank Holiday which is typically seen as the climax of the summer. It seems that the last few months have gone in the blink of a wet, overcast eye but nonetheless, they have been A LOT. These are the some of the vibes to have gone down. Brap?

Knitted ghost

Guess who? Roy?

Mexican breakfast

Office frustration

To dull the blow of redundancy I was bought this custard tart

Dock off cola bottle

scrabble flex

Freeeeee conference cheesecake

Yes mate

Football and beer

Etch a sketch

19th Floor of London Television Centre

Fancy pants

Bull

Begging

Mini burger canapes

The kebab from the night before

Massive lady - small mallard

Perfection

Lies - all lies

Passport to free Stella

A fishy dish

Another fishy dish

Office kitchen hovel

Rizzle Kicks and canned Mojito at the Hackney Weekender

Nicky Minaj at the Hackney Weekender - you can't see her

Spicey beans

More canned liquor

Top of a slide in Tottenham

Curry

Another discovery - the £2 Subway breakfast

Depressing work desk

Damien Hirst - Butterfly on bag ting

The best purchase of the summer

AGITATED

Outside - sunshine?

Giz twos on yer whippet

Ahrghghgrhghrgh

Big up P

Turkish breakfast Dalston flex

'Hippy crack'

'If anything I feel like I'm in a relationship with the earth'

Droopy drawers and nobbly knees

Pop up boozer in Southwark. It's not pop-up, it's just not forever

Dude got a hot water bottle in his bag. Dude.

Monkey business

Bear

Well wrapped gift