Monday, 5 November 2012

Edinburgh festival


The Edinburgh Festival is Scotland's annual celebration of all things arty, farty, dramatic, theatrical and supposedly funny. I say 'supposed' as when we went up at the start of August during 'festival frenzy', it felt like many of the chumps we caught plying their wares had left their sense of humour at the door. After boarding an early flight, we were in the Scottish capital by noon and predictably in the pub soon after. The vibe it turns out is that everyone thinks they're a comedian. If you're not on the stage, then you're sitting in the audience hurling insults at strangers. It's quite something to feel the red heckling mist descend and get caught up in a slanging match with some berk on stage. But lager really is a confidence booster in this regard - and we drank an ocean of it over the four days we were there.

The best or possibly worst thing we saw was Keith the Anger Management Koala - not wanting to spoil the surprise but this dude was an irate Australian in a Koala suit with an acoustic guitar strapped to his back. He spent most of his 'set' screaming the word 'cunt' and bashing the living bejesus out of his poor instrument. He has to be seen to be believed. Is it funny? It's difficult to say but you can read his blog here and make up your own minds...


Obligatory airport breakfast pint
lion!
Balls to you
Edinburgh's airport car park - keeping it fresh
Steezey weezy
Edinburgh supper
Haggis and ting
Monkey business
More horse play
Accordians do not make men funny
Hog flex
 

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Big tunes a popping

Music is everywhere - there's so fucking much of the stuff to wade through at the moment. If you were to try and drag down everything decent you wouldn't have time to eat/sleep/breath... Here's some of the beauts that have been keeping me up...










The Boiler Room - Sheffield sonics in ya grill


If you're into your bass and bleeps, then you must have heard of the Boiler Room. It's an online stream of DJs playing sets in club-like locations from across the globe with a gargantuan surrounding hype. Why? Well, the line ups are beamed in from the bleeding edge of what's new and left in contemporary dance. The whole endeavour is seen as a barometer of taste by trendies looking to keep abreast of what's going down in future garage town. 

Is it an exciting idea? Do we need to watch DJs playing sets to a camera while some dude intones monotously over the top on a mike? Or is technology and the like getting too big for its digital boots? Love it or loathe it, the Boiler Room vibe has caught on like some sort of computerised fire. Shows are now broadcast from all over the fucking shop. Whether you like it or not, the future is here to stay. Get with the programme gramps.

Those in 'the know' can get invites to attend these bashes in person - and luckily, through our lingering connections with South Yorks, we managed to get on the guestlist to the Sheffield takeover of the affair for the Agitated album launch party. Even better was the actual location, which was just round the corner from our gaff.  We'd tried and failed to attend a session with Jackmaster and Diplo back in the '011. Somehow we'd been fed incorrect intel regarding the venue and ended up banging on the wrong club door for half an hour. Thankfully, a Wetherspoon's wasn't too far away so we spent the eve outside the pub bitching about how shit it probably would have been anyway.

This time round we got the correct venue and were firmly installed inside around the time the broadcast started. Weird as it is watching the thing, it's even weirder standing around at half 8 on a Thursday evening, stone cold sober attempting to get into the bassline the Sheffield contingent brought to the fray. You're all too aware of the watching camera and the internet audience consuming the sets at home.

But, as ever, following a handful of lubricating Red Stripes, we managed to lock the vibe right down - the room where the sets are performed is small enough to throw a handful of cats around in. But even hotter with more added bass - Thankfully, Sheffield crew was on rare form. We had the pleasure of witnessing classy sets from the likes of Pipes, DJ Q, Toddla (ably backed by Shola Ama and Serocee), Walter Ego and last but by no means least, the Forgemasters.

The whole thing was a sweaty, sweaty vibe - Walter Ego looked suitably young. Pipes looked suitably dapper while DJ Q didn't even pause to remove his hoodie or Nike back pack - that's how bass men roll. Toddla played a mish mash of new material and upfront re-rubs before the Forgemasters put down a solid line of housey bleep to take us home. It was a sweaty, electronic embrace of an odd kind of future. Do we really like it? Do we really need it?

Check out Toddla's set here and make up your own mind...



Walter Ego in da mix

Lights, camera, sweat
Forgemasters inside the place

Monday, 17 September 2012

It's a Wirral ting

 
The Paradise Peninsula does exactly what it says on the tin - paradise indeed. I've never seen as many leaves and salubrious vibes as I did when we went up for a weekend pon de 'Squirrel'. I even held a 'clucking' hen. Oh yes - went to the theatre to check some am dram, had a fry up with hen eggs, went to a village fete, had a roast - perhaps the most civilised weekend in living memory... perhaps...
 
Best fry up EVA
Paradise
Hen holding
 
 

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Tramlines ... we are leaving ... Marines!


For one weekend in the midst of summer 2012 it felt like Sheffield was the centre of the good shit. Things have changed. I ain't been a resident of the city for nigh on three years but remember the regular weekend feeling of frustration at not being able to catch a hype musical buzz in a reliable location. This wasn't the total downer it may initially seem - the lack of owt up our collective street meant that when the hype did land, it was all the better and more special for it. We had some big, big evenings. But sometimes had to seek high and low for the nights that whet our collective whistle. Then, when the trickle dried up, we set up our own. 

Many would argue that this is part of the beauty of South Yorks. If you can't find what you're looking for, then get off your arse and do it yourself. But, for the weekend of the Sheffield's Tramlines festival, it felt, for perhaps the first time and in the best possible way, that there was too much to do. 

Tramlines has been bubbling along since 2009 and this was the first year I'd attended since it was in short trousers - without sounding like too much of a wistful cheese monger, you could taste in the air how much the thing has grown. The whole place was buzzing to fuck with music seemingly bubbling away behind every door. Which makes for a pretty heady vibe ... After the inevitable five hour coach journey up from London (yawnnnnn), our Friday began with a trip to the Harley to check new hype merchants, AlunaGeorge do their electronic r'n'b business to a suitably frothy and sweaty crowd. Then the Box Jams DJs stepped up to deliver a hefty dose of classic electro, house and techno to the slightly confused looking trendies on the dancefloor. 



'Seek and ye shall find' goes the maxim of Sheffield's nomadic club night, Kabal. Its Friday night fixture on the opening night of Tramlines was no exception, with the evening's only pre-match publicity being through its usual word-of-mouth and email whispers. The bash was fairly mind bending - you had to walk through a boxing gym to reach the dancefloor while the music was a jump up mash of garage, jungle and dancehall blasted out at a testicle wobbling volume. We drank and danced until dawn, then opted for another beer and an hour mooch home rather than a cab. Wise moves from old heads... 

Kabal
Saturday started off in a dishevelled fashion at midday - we coated over the cracks with a greasy fry up before heading down to Endcliffe park for a child-friendly afternoon of folk music and real ale, all served up in the sunshine. It sounds delightful and in many ways it was, except for the bamboozling strength of the beers. By the time James Yorkston had shot his musical load, albeit in the most acoustic way possible, it was veering on time for a sit down and a glass of water. However, being hardy, daft and adventurous types, we jettisoned the sensible option in favour of continuing boozing at the massive Signals party at Yellow Arch. We queued for an hour to get in, I bullied some 20 year-olds into giving up their stash, then my memories disperse - the one thing that does stand out is German techno teenager Objekt smashing the place right up...

Sunday was predictably even harder than the previous day - not even combining sausage and salmon in one fried mouthful could dilute the ever increasing rough edge. We had an hour down at the amazing South Yorks event to witness the premiere of Kid Acne's Zebra Face before boarding the bus for the return leg back down to London. Props to everyone who put us up and propped us up. Sheffield - you were amazing... Roll on next year...

Yes mate - you love the sonic science

Box Jams

South Yorks

Lads in da rave

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Kiss the Fist #19


Kiss the Fist are back in the game this coming Friday 14 September at Hysteria in Dalston. Reality has got in the way of recent KtF shenanigans so we're itching to get in the ring and stretch some serious disco muscle. We're upstairs in, what is by all accounts, a pretty small bar/club so get involved early if you want to witness what's gonna happen. Three more sleeps until lift off. Bring on the chaos...

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Summer in the face









Woah now - we're almost at August Bank Holiday which is typically seen as the climax of the summer. It seems that the last few months have gone in the blink of a wet, overcast eye but nonetheless, they have been A LOT. These are the some of the vibes to have gone down. Brap?

Knitted ghost
Guess who? Roy?
Mexican breakfast
Office frustration


To dull the blow of redundancy I was bought this custard tart

Dock off cola bottle

scrabble flex

Freeeeee conference cheesecake
Yes mate

Football and beer

Etch a sketch

19th Floor of London Television Centre

Fancy pants

Bull

Begging

Mini burger canapes

The kebab from the night before

Massive lady - small mallard

Perfection

Lies - all lies

Passport to free Stella

A fishy dish

Another fishy dish

Office kitchen hovel

Rizzle Kicks and canned Mojito at the Hackney Weekender

Nicky Minaj at the Hackney Weekender - you can't see her

Spicey beans

More canned liquor

Top of a slide in Tottenham

Curry
Another discovery - the £2 Subway breakfast

Depressing work desk

Damien Hirst - Butterfly on bag ting

The best purchase of the summer

AGITATED

Outside - sunshine?

Giz twos on yer whippet

Ahrghghgrhghrgh
Big up P

Turkish breakfast Dalston flex

'Hippy crack'

'If anything I feel like I'm in a relationship with the earth'


Droopy drawers and nobbly knees

Pop up boozer in Southwark. It's not pop-up, it's just not forever


Dude got a hot water bottle in his bag. Dude.


Monkey business


Bear


Well wrapped gift