Fried bacon cheese toastie

There's another ad doing the rounds at the moment, except this one is to broadcast the existence of a thing of wonder and mouth watering beauty - a cheese toastie wrapped in bacon being given a fucking good frying.

It looked so amazing from the ad that one hungover Sunday we tried to recreate it with some watery bacon and a shitload of cheese. It didn't quite work as it's tricky to make the bacon stick plus it also makes you feel deeply weird after you've eaten it as it's about 40,000 calories. But we did it anyway. Check out the peculiar results...

Let's play a game of fuck off - you go first

Vibes have been heavy and fat over the last few months. Whether it's been celebrating weddings in Rotherham to getting it on at Notting Hill Carnival in torrential rain, there's been a constant tidal wave of great shit to roll around in. Summer 2014 - it's been a pleasure. Here's some more 'moments'...

Work scratch card business

Pie business

Bucky P

Bear? 

Raving in the rain at Notting Hill

Blue cheese triangles are the future

Wedding!

Watching monkeys dance on a big telly in Rotherham

Our Premier Inn digs in Rotherham

Enter Shikari ale

Toucan play that game... 

Mac and cheese - late night sunday dining

Stormtroopers in Leyton

Watch out for the ticks

Give me the wedgey

Hullo? Is anyone there? 

New work wheels

DFA1979 are back and stenciling their faces all over Dalston

The ultimate breakfast

The ultimate cake

The UK the morning of the independence Scottish referendum

Take me back to Oregon

Someone's on the phone - it's a fresh start and they're calling for you

How has it been rolling? High octane business up inside N16. Well watching (and weeping like big babies) at GoggleBox, a TV show allowing the viewer to watch other people watching telly. It takes you through the onion, out the other side and back into the onion again. Serious. We've also been watching Educating Yorkshire and lurching through the working week carrying the weight of additional hangovers and pining for the weekends. Throw in a new found love for Steely Dan, a t-shirt from renowned US cult band Jazz June and learning some tips from the The Great British Bake Off's Mary Berry and that's October and November right thurr. These are some the 'moments' below...

Sweet, sweet relish

The dafty offa X Factor

Mooching in the woods

Crumpets and cheese

Mary Berry impersonator for hire

Can't buy a thrill, say Steely Dan - I say 'yes, yes you can'

Dead body in  a bagel

My ID - you asking?

Reet breakfast

Cock cakes

Just a little place...

Metres of pizza - the only way to survive an evening in Clapham

Easter island

Jazz June!

Viking drinking horn

Boo!

Just one more question...

We find you gregg. Again...

Ambient rabbit

What my heart probably looks like

Jazz June sent us a parcel. Thank you jazz june

This car is full of seafood

A small amount of brie next to a small amount of pea