Newwww York

Last night a beery adios was said to our boy Ben. The frigid bastard has fucked off to New York for three months to live and possibly head right to the heart of the dream. I'm a puddle of green-eyed envy. This perhaps understandable jug of jealousy which I've been sipping on all week has only been heightened by the official release of Duck Sauce's new video for their big whopper Barbra Streisand. Directed by Edbanger dude So-Me, it makes NYC look as big and appley as you could ever hope it to be. If it's as hype as this, then he's probably never coming back...

Janusz Janusz showcasing his fists of steel...

Kiss the Fist are throwing another little soiree - London Fields boozer in Hackney is the battle ground for our next attack on a dancefloor on Friday October 8th. As a pre-cursor to where we're at, Kiss the Fist honcho Chinchilla Price aka Def Stef with advice from the Dominator aka Ashley Bibble has roped this one off - Get out the tanning lotion and the amyl. Drink it in...

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Fuck yo donkey

Yo Spain! Yooooo. The last week or so has been spent trekking round the south of Spain - our journey took in Madrid, Seville, Cordoba, Granada then back to Madrid for the final furlong. There were 'nuff olives to shake a large donkey at. If we had seen any donkeys.

We masked our disappointment at the lack of el burros by taking in cable cars, numerous bars and eateries. Madrid was chocka full of beers, football and a particularly gruesome queen dubbed Fernando who we had to run away from. There was Catholic culture, drawing on doobs in Spanish streets and a partridge-based meal in Tony Blair's favourite Cordoban restaurant. I'd like to go back immediately. These are a few crucial images from the week away... Just for grazing on natch...



Quincey in Spain - RIP



First beer on Spanish soil - an insulting thimble - Are we not men?



Travelling essentials



Breakfast on day one - not stella - huevos got murked



Lichtenstein's take on Spanish culture



Small bear




Wifiiiii on the roof



Yellow and black cock



Picasso on a balearic tip - note sandals, chinos and stripes - wardobe on point




Fridge



My gawd



Crabbing



Slag



Sampling the best of Spanish cuisine



Big Mac sans olives



Classic Madridian breakfast - hot wings and beer



Cheese flex



Cheesecake flex



Recovery session post cable car fear



Fear inducing breakfast - Madrid station - day 4



Spain caters for all sizes



Travelling kit



Catholic take on contemporay history



Much needed roughage



High octane road thrills in Seville park



Smoke up brother - We're on road

Shrimp carpaccio can get tae fuck

Scene of last beverage as a 28 year-old - Drink? Blood of Christ. Obvs.

Sweating over birthday breafast business

Too much churros

Phallic games

Beast recognises beast

Cordoban gifts kill people - not wooden lazers

Birthday partridge in Blair's favourite Cordoban street easy

Lads

Pished

Pondering

A man's bedside table - empties, rizlas, garlic, body spray and David Niven biog

Birthday feet

Protestors in the square - Breakfast fuck off flex

Cordoban hotel business - This was our ashtray

The digs

A moving Cordoban tribute to a dead, cartoon egg

Sauce and potatoes - Brace

Mad, Spanish kiddies hell bent on destruction

Half cut and surrounded by children with sticks

Darkness, children and the pinata

Give it one bitch

Yesh

Gwan gel

Children flex

My dinner

Craggsy's dinner

Darkness

Debating whether to 'Grind' or not

Fuck. Yo. Couch.

Croquettes - delicate

Cat getting a feeling

Moorish

Alhambra -Moorish

The rolling vistas

Dogging fish

Afternoon sherry

Sherry - note underage drinkers being perved on by randy cops -

Drinking soup out of shot glasses - Ole

One more olive

Goats cheese Granda-style

It's the sound of me shoes

The Alhambra

Cod salad

Balloon seller gonna get murked

Train bin got murked

Powerful Spanish advertising

Beer 8 of the 5 hour journey - long tings

Just another beer

Childlike shoes totally fucked by Spain

I love to dance

Shortstuff

The last Madridian meal pre-extra herbing

Cheese, egg, ham and weed sandwich - a Spanish delicacy

Man with pan pipes gets on tube - it's too much...