Oh yes - after weeks of moaning about the lack of sunshine, it's now possible that the UK has too much of it. That's if you listen to the chitter chatter rumbling through every office in the land. If it's not hot, then it's too cold - which is your standard British jibber jabber. What evs - The skin on the backs of my legs may have the hue of a particularly radioactive lobster but my ears are full of this new mix from Annie Mac - it puts a lot of what's currently aurally 'hot' in one handy place which you can enjoy while the weather gets even 'hotter'. Feel the burn motherfuckers!
Monday, 28 May 2012
Burgers - every fucker in London, and I mean EVERY FUCKER, claims to offer the thickest, most mouth wateringly meaty treat you could ever stick in your gob. It's quite literally a meat market down in the capital - and if you don't consume the best burger ever before you snuff it, you haven't ever lived. Your meat needs to be the recipient of a corn-fed organic reach-around. If it ain't, then WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I MEAN REALLY? WHO ARE YOU?
Good job that despite all the woolly meat chat, the proof of the pudding is in the actual eating - and comments from Jules in Pulp Fiction seem pertinent - "Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger". Lucky Chip is such a purveyor of amazing meaty burgers - and lo, despite being sceptical of anything so 'nice', it really is a full on, no holds barred meat injection. You should do it. The Sebright Arms in Hackney is currently housing them at the minute - get 'em while they're hot...