February has already proved to be A LOT and we're only in week one. Injuries to the ears, eyes, hands, fingers and buttocks have been sustained. We've got a massive, fuck off new telly which required some massive, fuck offf heavy lifting to get it inside. Lift with your buttocks. Elsewhere Throbbing Gristle members Chris and Cosey did a gig down at the ICA - Although the music was challenging, one of the best new discoveries is ordering 2.5 pints at a time instead of just the one. This way you have a half to savour while the barkeep is pouring the other two. It makes sense.
Massive fuck off tv ting
Bed time reading
Baked
Chris and Cosey
Wary
Fun hurts
New culinary horizons
bangers
Crack 'em
Package
Naughty naughty
brekkers
Gnarly
