Scran in all forms has been high on the menu of late. And in all its forms. I've actually made some proper meals. Just like a real person. That's right. It ain't just a bandage to patch up the bits of you which have fallen off the previous evening. There's been some big business going down in the kitchens of E8 and beyond. Believe...
Overpriced bog roll
Useless little bastard
Israeli-affiliated Scotch eggs - never again
Post-midnight street urchin yummles
A delicious, hot bird
'The Child', aka 'The Barbarian' cooks - and this is what it looks like