Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Skepta on the starboard bow, starboard bow starboard bow

'It's grime Jim but not as we know it' is probably something Captain Kirk would say if he was kicking about in a trendy environ of east London listening to the latest Night Slugs release from Bok Bok. I don't know if he is cos he could travel through space and that but if he was I reckon he'd be into it. I am and spilled the proverbial guts below...

Resident Advisor Bok Bok Southside EP review

Hard Crew - You Were Warned

The Bang Face weekender seems like almost a lifetime ago - one where acting like a horse in pain was de rigeaur and not going to bed was essential. In many ways it's a lot better than reality. We went sort of get murked and sort of to review it. Here's the review - I left out certain bits. What happens at Bang Face gets put on the internet but only to a very select few.

Bang Face Weekender Hyponik review

The village of the damned

Sometimes the only thing that can save you is a Tesco meat feast pizza. And then you know you're up to your gullet in trouble. But so, somewhat predictably, it was the other Monday. Walking round Tesco with your brains hanging out of your ears and your eyes going in different directions can lead a man to make choices he could regret. The kiss off from making such a purchase was that there were no looks cast back in anger - it actually tasted fucking amazing - At the time of consumption, which was the day after, the combination of cheap meats and pure dirt was like a rubber dinghy to a drowning man. A much needed meaty tissue to the tears that inevitably follow three days of getting totally murked. Thank you Tesco. Here's a brief display of what happened...

Trailer Trash

Jager men

Mr Creamy's been round again

Lunch and din dins all at the same time

The only way to watch the football


Stinky feet