Showing posts with label Birthday cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birthday cake. Show all posts

Monday, 10 October 2011

Entering the Dirty Thirties



30 years old. Ouch. Despite acting as an indicator of ever-advancing death, it's a nice looking number. It's much less jagged and ungainly than 29. But the aesthetics should supposedly reflect your state of mind. Gone is the time for undecision. It's time to know who you are and where it is you're at. I entered my 30th year the other week and can confirm nothing has changed. I still don't know what time it is. Thankfully there were two days of hard shindiggery and sloppy shenaniganry to wade through to commemorate the date. I didn't have time to think about anything too hard. Like what the fuck it is I'm doing.

Instead our club crew Kiss the Fist repped hard and fast down in the bowels of the Baby Bathhouse in Stoke Newington. Our evening culminated in a 'stirring' rendition of 'Come on Eileen', shots of jager and me sen having an undignified piss down an alley.

Saturday was one full of surprises. From waking up on a mattress at a mate's gaff, to eating a fry up with liver to an actual real life surprise do in the evening. I was tricked. The gathering featured rubber gloves, Manchester eggs (like scotched ones except with pickled eggs and crisps rather than your bog standard hen's egg and bread crumbs), a Gregg's and southern fried chicken platter - but the crowning glory was taken by the dessert - a Frank Sidebottom cake.

Never have I felt more touched. Big up to everyone who repped. And big up the culinary smorgasboard crew. It was emotional...



A birthday painting gift - a collection of slightly sinister clowns



Hash pipe - all the way from the East



The arms of dolls - in a glass case - embedded in the bar of the Baby Bathhouse - standard



Set 5 Mixed grill breakfast - note liver - goes well with a pint



Frank Sidebottom cake



Frank Sidebottom cake in a cocktail



Getting done up the wrong 'un by Grace



Nando's - before



Nando's - After - bones sucked dry



It's a cheese cake ting - stay classy

Monday, 3 October 2011

Once upon a time in the West - Toronto part uno



Many great trips have humble beginnings - and for some folk there ain't nothing more humble than 'slumming it' in a Wetherspoons before boarding a flight to somewhere nice. I'd go as far as saying there's nowt more satisfying than a fried breakfast and a pint of Stella before taking on an adventure. And the more like a 'spoons it is, the better. So it was when we went to Canada in the middle of September. It ain't a real 'spoons but the boozer in Heathrow's Terminal does a very good impression.

Ostenibly this trip to the North Americas was for work purposes - a financial conference - but the whole endeavour was taken in through eyes both wild, wide and wandering. Not least cos I hit 30 while we were out there. And enjoyed about four hours sleep on the Friday before having to get up to make it to the airport to board our flight the following morning.

Despite this, right from the get go, it was pure shits and giggles. This was the first time I'd voyaged across the Atlantic so I was especially delirious from the off.

Events unfolded in a haphazard, yet spectacular way - we got shitted on the plane over. Then hit up Hooters. On Sunday we whooped at a baseball match. Then I journeyed up the CN Tower with my eyes closed in the evening, where we drank fine wines and sucked on oysters. Much of the week's evenings were spent working - then followed by attempts to drown ourselves in jager bombs. And almost drowning ourselves in hot wings.

These are the first set of images charting the highs and lows which went down in advance of reaching the dirty thirties. Expect more blurry snapshots of food, beers and wheezing. Big up Air Canada. Big up the accomplices. You can't test the team!



The first pint - Saturday morning - 10ish in the am - 'beater



Our transport. A Boeing. Natch.



Microwaveable roast - delectable



Sophisticated consumption at altitude



More sophistication. More altitude



The least sophisticated consumer on the flight



Have you ever shipped a goat?



Hungry for the power



Empties



First jager bomb. In Hooters.



Half of the first 50 hot wings. They look like the claws of crabs



The naughty CN Tower sneeking a peak



A fuck off screen in a fuck off sports bar



LADS



Hooters



Bats and ting



Beer one



Beer 2 - crack 'em



Beer 3 - yes yes



Beer 4 - bleurgh



Man-sized Red Bull



Dogs all round



Dog face



Lift-based japes



Get me another dog



Oysters - up the CN Tower



Scared at the top of the CN Tower



The people look like ants



Higher than I've ever been before



Bear - at the bottom of the CN Tower



You'll never get me up there again



Gin and Tonics



Canadian beer



Hotel window - pre-conference



Shit solo meal - only receipted item of the trip



Sports bar flex



Again



Last hot wings of the 20s



Ready



Ooh-er



Hot wings emporium



Free booze



Sock it to me



Drunk



Catwalk show on final evening of the conference