Brighton is undoubtedly a place of bare vibe. You've got a beach on your doorstep, the seaside and all the amusement amusement arcades bring. It's probably as close as you can get to balearia without leaving the British Isles. We went last month to visit our chums Hannah and Si and had a total ball. We spent a lot of time drinking, eating and even skimming stones like real dudes and also decided to stay on the Sunday night to really make the most of our weekend. Which made for a very tired Monday. These were the two most eye opening things we learned from our trip to Brighton...
1. If you can, avoid the Whistlestop shop near platform 13 of Victoria. We had to get our train from there but hadn't stocked up on supplies for the hour and a bit journey. So were forced into stopping at Whistlestop and being stung for £23 for 4 beers, pack of fags and (discounted) BLT. As we said to the man 'London - we can't afford you'.
2. Piranha 3D is one of the most preposterous films ever. Ever! Kelly Brook gets her whaps out and a dude's penis gets eaten up by one of these vicious little fishes. Cos it's in 3D, the broken nob almost comes out of the screen and into your face before getting snaffled. It 's ridiculous.
|Japes at a craft shop|
|Mooching on the pier|
|Donner! We didn't ask whether her surname was 'meat'|
|Tory cunts - does what it says on the tin fam|
|Call the cops mate|
|New LP insurance|
|Shocked by Piranha 3D|